I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they’d be like “grug come learn hunt and throw spear now” and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I’m the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.
At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like “different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom” and everyone would be like “aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise.” so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)
4chan guy with esoterically racist historical views inventing a time machine and transporting to batu khan’s command yurt in 1235 AD to assassinate him with an AR15 and then seeing batu khan finishing off his third bag of takis while chortling at videos of feral hogs being blown up with tannerite explosives on an iphone that is being presented to him by a guy in a snapback with a genie lamp in his other hand. the gun falls from his hand and his gut begins to grow cold before he notices the keshig guard’s saber lodged in his belly, punishment for having inadvertently telefragged an urn of fermented horse milk (Kumis)
